“Oh, look Augie… it’s Roll!”

“Hi, Spuds, Hi, Augie! Fancy meeting you here!”

“Hey, Roll! Why are ya all wet?”

“You’ll see soon enough!”

“Uh, hey you guys, I’m over here! Oats, please?!

“Hey, Spuds, where’d she go?”
“She’s giving Roll some oats. You know she never plays favorites, Augie!”

“Oh, no, it’s bath time again!”
“So soon? It’s already been a year, Augie!”

“If I can just bury my head into the fanny pack…”
“Augie, maybe if I get into the act she’ll do us both at once and we’ll get done quicker!”

“I’m not sure this is such a good idea, Augie!”

“You okay, Spuds?”
“Uh, yeah…”

“Look at it this way, Spuds…you’re almost done!”

“And now I AM done, Augie! Am I ever.”

“Hey, Roll! Why don’t YOU have to dry on the hotwalker?”

“Because he’s bigger? What kind of an answer was that, Augie!”

“Because he IS bigger, Spuds! Need he say more?”